Kirin Ichiban

I like Japanese food, I like Japanese women... but this beer didn't do a thing for me. It tasted flat and uninspired.
A real disappointment. I seem to remember ENJOYING Japanese beers back in the 80s, but then I was dating an Asian woman, so... wait, that has nothing to do with it, does it..? It's not as if she douched with Japanese beer... so never mind.
Carbonated yet flat-tasting. Nothing special. I was disappointed and somewhat surprised at how disappointed I was with this beer.